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What you get when you upload a receipt

We're a brand-new app built by people who genuinely think your grocery run is funnier than any finance podcast. Here's what we stand behind.

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to your first roast

Snap one photo, wait a few seconds, get a verdict on your life choices.

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shareable by design

Every result becomes a clean, screenshot-ready card built for the group chat.

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spending score, no shame

Honest, funny feedback — we roast the receipt, never make you feel broke.

One receipt in. A whole bit out.

The Roastify AI doesn't just read your total — it reads you.

01

Upload your receipt

Grocery haul, late-night order, that $90 serum. Low effort — one image is all it takes.

02

AI roasts + analyzes

A hilarious roast, a 'financial therapist' read, a personality profile, and weird facts about your habits.

03

Share the card

Drop the result in your story. Friends click, friends upload, the roast spreads.

Your roast, in actual words

“You bought three candles, oat milk, and a $90 skincare serum. You don't need products — you need closure.”

Spending score, Main Character Energy rating, and a prediction you'll want to screenshot.

Celebrity roast voices

Hear your receipt torn apart in a whole new tone of voice.

Spending trends

Watch your habits evolve and let the AI budget coach keep score.

Friend comparison

Stack scores against your group chat and crown the most questionable spender of the week.

Roast for free. Go feral for $10.

Start roasting today. Upgrade whenever you want the unlimited, voice-acted, friend-destroying version.

Free

For casual roasting

$0/month

  • 3 receipt roasts per day
  • Spending score & personality profile
  • Watermarked share card
  • Main Character Energy rating
Start Roasting
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Premium

For the chronically online

$10/month

  • Unlimited receipt roasts
  • Celebrity roast voices
  • Friend comparison
  • Spending trends + AI budget coach
  • Custom share templates, no watermark
Go Premium

Brands

For retailers who can take a joke

Custom

  • Sponsored roast moments
  • Branded share templates
  • Affiliate & product placement
  • Roast analytics dashboard
  • Fintech-ready roast API
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Questions before you get roasted

The honest answers, no fine-print energy.

Your receipt is funnier than you think.

Upload one image and let Roastify turn your spending into the content your group chat has been waiting for.